Why the “Perfect Annuity” Is a Myth

September 10, 2025
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Why the “Perfect Annuity” Is a Myth
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Salespeople love to pitch the idea of a “perfect annuity.” The truth? It doesn’t exist. In this video, I’ll explain why no annuity solves every problem, what guarantees are actually in the contract, and how to separate hype from reality so you can make the right decision for your situation.

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Welcome to Shooting It Straight with

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Stan. I am your host Stan the Annuity

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Man, America's annuity agent, licensed

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in all 50 states. Today's topic is the

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perfect annuity does not exist. It does

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not. Even though you might have heard

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something at the bad chicken dinner,

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expensive steak dinner seminar, or some

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online product presentation where it

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sounded too good to be true, because it

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is every single time with annuities.

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There's no exceptions to that rule. Now

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the argument to there is no perfect

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annuity so stop looking for it. You

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probably already own the closest version

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to the perfect annuity and that annuity

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is called social security which is the

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best inflation annuity on the planet.

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Period. So you can't say you hate all

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annuities and take your social security

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payments or plan on taking your social

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security plan payments because that's

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the best annuity on the planet. at a

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close second to the best annuity on the

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planet would be the pension. If you're

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so fortunate and one of the 9% of the

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workers out there that's going to get a

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pension from their employer, just just

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that stat alone makes it pretty good and

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up there. But after that, when you get

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to the commercial side of annuities, of

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which I'm involved in as Stan the

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Annuity Man, America's annuity agent,

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there is no perfect annuity. Even though

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they're all pitched as such, they all

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have limitations and benefits. They they

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all have good and bad. And when I say

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they all, all types. There's single

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premium immediate annuities, deferred

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income annuities, qualified longevity

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annuity contracts.

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There's income writers attached to

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variable annuities and index annuities.

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There's variable annuity standalone and

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index annuities. There's Rialas. There

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charitable gift annuities. There's

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traditional fixed annuities. There's

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many different types. What you need to

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understand is every single type has

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limitations and benefits to them.

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They're not too good to be true. So if

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you're hearing that 30,000 foot view

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sales pitch from the local person at the

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expensive steak dinner seminar

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and you're nudging your spouse going,

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"That sounds great." There's a catch

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somewhere. Okay? If you're hearing

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upfront bonus, that doesn't mean free

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money. If you're hearing market upside

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with no downside, there is no such

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product, okay? What you're being pitched

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is a dream and you're going to own the

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contractual realities of the policy. So,

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don't look for the best product. And and

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this is the one that the annuity

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industry has an issue with when I start

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talking like this, but in the in the in

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the rooms in the big rooms with the

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marble table when they close the door

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and they take everyone's phone away and

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there's nobody filming it, they all

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agree with me. Okay? Not one annuity

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product is better than the other. Not

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one annuity company or type is better

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than the other. Not one little marketing

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of, you know, name of a product is

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better than the other. Annuitities

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are commodity products. They they are

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contractual guarantee products. Now, a

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lot of them aren't sold for that. A lot

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of them are sold showing hypothetical

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theoretical back tested unicorns chasing

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the butterfly non-G guaranteed return

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scenarios scenarios of which you should

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never ever ever ever

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buy an annuity for. You should buy it

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for the contractual guarantees. Once you

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do that, once you go into looking at the

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contractual guarantees of the policy,

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then you commoditize the product that

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you've ch that you're looking at and you

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can shop all carriers for the highest

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contractual guarantee. There's only two

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questions to ask when looking at

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annuities. What do you want the money to

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contractually do? And when do you want

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those contractual guarantees to start?

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From those two answers, we can determine

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A, if you need an annuity, and B, if you

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do, what type will provide the highest

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contractual guarantee? If you answered

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the first question, what do you want the

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money to contractual contractually do?

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And your answer was something like, I'd

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like a reasonable rate of return or like

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a market type return, that's not the

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answer. That's not a contractual answer.

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That's a pie in the sky answer. That's a

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non-g guaranteed answer. That's a

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hypothetical answer. That's a back

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tested return answer of which you

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shouldn't base any of your decisions

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whatsoever.

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So just remember annuities are commodity

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products when you strip it down to that

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contractual guarantee and not one's

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better than the other. Now, when you go

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to my site at theanuityman.com and run

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quotes, we're using our proprietary

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calculators. Obviously, we're we're

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going to point you to higher rated

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companies be, especially for lifetime

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income. You always say jokingly, A+ or

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better, you don't need a sweater, right?

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You know, for lifetime income, we're

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going to point you in that A+ or better

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scenario because you're marrying M A R R

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Y I N G. It's hard for Southerners to

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say for some reason. You're marrying the

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product, not dating the product. You're

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marrying that company. They're on the

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hook to pay for as long as you live

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contractually solving for longevity

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risk. And most of these products like

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immediate annuities, QAX, qualified

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longevity annuity contracts, deferred

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income annuities, lifetime income

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writers, these are all lifetime

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products. There's no ROI until you die

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because they're going to pay as long as

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you're breathing. And remember, with

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lifetime income products, the payment

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that you're getting is a combination of

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return of principal plus interest. So

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you're drawing down on the total amount.

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Drawing down in southern means subtract.

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So there is a possibility if you outlive

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your life expectancy, they will be there

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will be zero in the account and the

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annuity company is still on the hook to

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pay because they're obligated

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contractually to do that as long as

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you're breathe. We have thousands and

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thousands of clients that's drawn down

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their account to zero, but yet they're

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still getting paid. There's no ROI

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until you die. Okay? So annuities in my

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in my opinion as the annuity man,

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America's annuity agent, they're not

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investments, they're contracts. If you

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want market returns, go buy market

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products. Now, I know the annuity

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industry is trying to eat into that that

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market product type place with some

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products like index annuities and

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variable annuities and Ryers and things

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like that. But in my opinion, Stan the

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annuity man, at the time of this taping,

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I think you should buy non-anuity

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products for market type growth. Period.

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End of story. I've been on that side of

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the table. I know what I'm talking

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about. I' I was with Dean Witter and

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Payne Weber, Morgan Stanley, um, and

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UBS. The first two, Dean W and Payne

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Weber tells you how old I am and how

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long I've been in the business. But I am

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familiar with market growth type

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products. market growth type products to

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me means unlimited upside. Okay. And

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with annuity types, you know, the ones

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that provide potential hypothetical

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growth, they all have limitations to

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that upside. And in my opinion, in the

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perfect world that I live in with Stan

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the annuity man, there should be no

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limitations,

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etc. So, just remember two questions.

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What do you want the money to

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contractually do when you want the those

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contractual guarantees to start?

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Annuities do not solve for market

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growth. There's no G and pill. P stands

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for principal protection. I stands for

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income for life. L stands for legacy.

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Other L stands for long-term care

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confinement care. If you do not need to

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contractually solve for one or more of

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those items in that pill acronym, then

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you do not need an annuity. So there's

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no there's no annuity that's better than

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the other. There's no company that's

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better than the other. even though

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they're all going to pound the table and

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tell you why. The only argument that one

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might have over the other is just a

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ratings. They might be a plus versus A+

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versus A. But when it comes down to the

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contractual guarantees, those are the

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contractual guarantees. So, you should

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have them compete. Going to my site, if

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you run the quotes, we're only going to

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show contractual guarantees, not

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hypotheticals and theoreticals. So you

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can look at that and then you filter the

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bodies as they say by the claims paying

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ability and the rating that you feel

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comfortable with. The annuity industry,

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this is easy stuff. Okay. The only thing

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complex about the annuity industry are

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too many people that are selling

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annuities. They make it complex for I

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don't know why, whatever reason, or they

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just sell one product type or from one

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carrier because if they sell enough,

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they go to Bora Bora with their

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girlfriend, boyfriend, or whatever,

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whatever applies.

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That's that's garbage. I mean, when

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you're quoting annuities and you go to

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my site, you're gonna see all all

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companies listed, whether you're looking

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at a fixed rate annuity, multi-year

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guarantee annuities, what those are

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called, the annuity industry version of

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a of a CD, or if you're quoting single

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premium immediate annuities, deferred

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income annuities, qualified longevity

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annuity contracts, and income writers.

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We're quoting, I mean, you're going to

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see multiple companies, not just one. If

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you see just one, that is a red flag

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that that agent or adviser is either

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lazy and didn't learn the other ones

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don't have the type of calculator and

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quotation machine that we've invested in

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for you, the consumer that can run 24/7

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365 or they're just trying to sell a

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product. And the problem with the

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annuity industry in my opinion, we're

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it's not about product, it's about

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contractual guarantees. And when it's

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about contractual guarantees, then

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you're shopping all all all carriers for

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the highest number for your specific

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situation. That simple. Glad you joined

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me. That's Shooting It Straight with

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Stan. My name is Stan the Annuity Man,

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America's annuity agent for a reason.

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I'll see you next time.

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