• Fighting Annuity Evil - White

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    The only way to defeat annuity evil is with brutal, intense, annuity facts. This is the shirt that gets this goal done without having to say a word. Just wear it... if so brave... and let the image and words speak for themselves! Designed and created by my friends at TopShop in NYC, this shirt has been spotted at recent live rock shows, and at trendy Soho clubs... and is a must have for anyone that truly understands the "Will Do. Not might do." mantra that defines the Stan The Annuity Man brand.

  • Fighting Annuity Evil - Black

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    The only way to defeat annuity evil is with brutal, intense, annuity facts. This is the shirt that gets this goal done without having to say a word. Just wear it... if so brave... and let the image and words speak for themselves! Designed and created by my friends at TopShop in NYC, this shirt has been spotted at recent live rock shows, and at trendy Soho clubs... and is a must have for anyone that truly understands the "Will Do. Not might do." mantra that defines the Stan The Annuity Man brand.

  • AnnuityMan Socks

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    When shopping for the right contractually guaranteed annuity type, you might get "cold feet" in making the best decision for your specific situation. That's why I'm proud to offer warm and cozy "AnnuityMan Socks!" Covered all over with my face and logo, these socks will provide the extra comfort needed to implement that desired transfer of risk strategy. Contractually guaranteed comfort for your feet!

  • Low Profile Baseball - Black

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    You will love this hat. It's just that simple. I consider myself a “hat snob”, so I looked at hundreds of hats and suppliers before I found this specific one that is manufactured by a company called Pukka. Stan The Annuity Man® logos are on the front and back, with BRUTAL ANNUITY TRUTH on the left hand side.

  • Adidas - “Will Do.” Slides

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    You own an annuity for what it “Will Do”, not what it might do. That simple phrase describes my unique and focused strategy with annuities, and why all of my clients only look at the contractual guarantees of the policy. My friends at Adidas customized this one of a kind design. Wear these comfortable slides to remind yourself why you bought that annuity transfer of risk strategy from Stan The Annuity Man®!

  • Brutal Annuity Truth

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    Can you handle the annuity truth? If you work with Stan The Annuity Man®, you have no choice but to fully embrace the brutal annuity truth about these transfer of risk solutions. The "AnnuityMan" logo was designed by world-renowned Christophe Szpajdel from England, who is well known for his unique rock band logos found all over the globe. Rock on with the heavy metal look, if you have the guts! The Stan The Annuity Man® logo is on the back below the collar, and the StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • I LOVE Annuity Haters

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    When people ignorantly say "I hate annuities", they probably don’t know there are over 15 different types. For this type of knee jerk statement, I love the opportunity to clarify this common response with facts! The Stan The Annuity Man® logo is on the back, and the StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • AnnuityMan US Tour - Black

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    I am a national speaker on the annuity topic, and am a frequent guest on national TV & radio programs across the country. Own an annuity for what it "Will Do", and my message has been defined as "Loud Annuity Truth." The rock & roll hand symbol is on the back, along with the Stan The Annuity Man® logo right below the collar. The StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • AnnuityMan Steakhouse

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    The most popular destination on my website is The AnnuityMan® Steakhouse. Always own an annuity for the steak, and never be influenced by agent sales sizzle. The AnnuityMan Steakhouse cattle logo is on the front, and the "Own The Steak, Not The Sizzle" saying is on the back. Stan The Annuity Man® logo is below the collar and the StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • The Annuity Stanifesto

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    The cover of my first book, The Annuity Stanifesto, is loudly displayed on the front with the Stan The Annuity Man® logo on the back. The StanArchy "A" is prominently displayed on the left hand sleeve.

  • Got Guarantees?

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    Remember the "Got Milk" ad? Well this is the slogan that I would use if I was in charge of the annuity industry. Annuities are contracts, and should ONLY be owned for their contractual guarantees. The Stan The Annuity Man® logo is on the back, and the StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • AnnuityMan Fist

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    Some people need to be punched in the face for believing agent annuity hype. You can handle the annuity truth!... and I’m pointing at you on the back of the shirt to remind you to stay grounded and use your IQ when buying annuities. The Stan The Annuity Man® logo is displayed below the collar on the back, and the StanArchy "A" is prominently displayed on the left hand sleeve.

  • AnnuityMan Rage

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    This design was motivated by the band, Rage Against The Machine, because I feel like I'm constantly fighting against the "annuity machine" and their constant false narrative. Contractual Guarantees Only! is the primary message on the back of the shirt. The Stan The Annuity Man® logo is displayed below the collar on the back, and the StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • I LOVE Lifetime Income

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    Annuities were developed in the Roman Times to provide lifetime income guarantees for Roman soldiers and their families. Up until 1952, income annuities were the only annuity type sold in this country. Lifetime income is still the primary reason to own an annuity, and I love providing that longevity guarantee to my clients. The Stan The Annuity Man® logo is on the back, and the StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • I LOVE Contractual Guarantees

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    You should always own an annuity for what it will do, not what it might do. That means CONTRACTUAL GUARANTEES! I love the contractual guarantees and transfer of risk that annuities provide, and you should too! The Stan The Annuity Man® logo is on the back, and the StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • AnnuityMan Classic - Heather

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    The classic Stan The Annuity Man® logo on the front with my "Will Do. Not Might Do" (own an annuity for what it will do, not what it might do) saying on the back. The StanArchy "A" is prominently displayed on the left hand sleeve.

  • AnnuityMan Classic - Maroon

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    The classic Stan The Annuity Man® logo on the front with my "Will Do. Not Might Do" (own an annuity for what it will do, not what it might do) saying on the back. The StanArchy "A" is prominently displayed on the left hand sleeve.

  • AnnuityMan Classic - Black

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    The classic Stan The Annuity Man® logo on the front with my "Will Do. Not Might Do" (own an annuity for what it will do, not what it might do) saying on the back. The StanArchy "A" is prominently displayed on the left hand sleeve.

  • Nothing In Moderation

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    This is a saying that my 2 daughters always use to describe my outlook on life. Just to embarrass them in perpetuity, I decided to put it on a shirt! That will show them! In all seriousness, we all need to live life for the day and maximize every moment. The solidarity fist is on the back with the Stan The Annuity Man® logo below the collar and the StanArchy "A" on the left hand sleeve.

  • StanArchy

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    My "Will Do. Not Might Do" motto when it comes to annuities is a radical stance in the annuity world. I proclaim "StanArchy" until the industry joins me with my common sense approach to owning annuities. The universal anarchy logo is on the back along with the Stan The Annuity Man® logo below the collar. The StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve.

  • Go Fast Take Chances

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    This is what I tell my 2 daughters every morning as they drive off to school... and this saying makes my wife crazy. However, this saying does apply to annuities. If you have contractual guarantees in place, you actually can go fast and take chances. A random lightning bolt logo is on the back, with the Stan The Annuity Man® logo below the collar and the StanArchy "A" on the left hand sleeve.

  • StanHenge

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    How did those stones get there in England? How did they get on this shirt? The mysteries of those 2 questions continue to confound scholars around the globe. The StanArchy "A" is on the left hand sleeve, and the Stan The Annuity Man® logo is on the back.

  • Low Profile Baseball - Tan

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    You will love this hat. It’s just that simple. I consider myself a "hat snob", so I looked at hundreds of hats and suppliers before I found this specific one that is manufactured by a company called Pukka. Stan The Annuity Man® logos are on the front and back, with the StanArchy "A" on the left hand side.

  • Low Profile Baseball - Maroon

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    You will love this hat. It’s just that simple. I consider myself a "hat snob", so I looked at hundreds of hats and suppliers before I found this specific one that is manufactured by a company called Pukka. Stan The Annuity Man® logos are on the front and back, with the StanArchy "A" on the left hand side.

  • Bad Golfer Bucket

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    You have to have a lot of confidence, a high self-esteem, and not care what anyone thinks to wear this hat. With that being said, you will love the feel and fit of what I refer to as the "Bad Golfer Bucket" hat. Stan The Annuity Man® logo is on the front and "Will Do. Not Might Do." is on the back.

  • AnnuityMan WILL DO Wristband

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    Wear this with pride. Wear it for good luck. Wear it as the ultimate fashion statement. This WILL DO wristband lets the world know that you aren’t a rube. You will not fall for some over hyped sales pitch. You have a high IQ!

    The AnnuityMan® wristband conveys that you are a winner by just putting it on!

  • AnnuityMan Barf Bag

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    Perfect for the next “bad chicken dinner annuity seminar” you choose to attend, this barf bag also works well with unregulated indexed annuity TV & Radio ads. Heavy duty construction and unique design will handle any over the top agent sales pitch. Folds flat for easy storage and accessibility. Product indicator levels on the bag lets you know what “level of nausea” to expect based on the type of annuity the agent is over-hyping. When that agent starts talking, and your mouth starts watering, and your stomach starts churning, it's great to have the AnnuityMan® Barf Bag close by. Quantity pricing available for groups, clubs, and large annuity events.

  • AnnuityMan Glasses & Screen Cleaner

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    It’s important that you always make a clear, concise, and informed decision when purchasing an annuity. The only way to do that is to use an official Stan The Annuity Man glasses and screen cleaner. It’s the ultimate no brainer.

  • AnnuityMan IPhone 6 Case

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    This is the only way you should protect your IPhone. The AnnuityMan flames logo pretty much says it all. Protect your portfolio. Protect your IPhone. Makes total sense. If you will use it, I will send it.

Vintage/Discontinued/Collectors' Items

This AnnuityMan® gear/swag thing has been going on a few years now, and long enough that I am now "retiring" some of the designs. Vintage Stan The Annuity Man gear will be all the rage in years to come, and destined to be a collector’s items. At least let me believe that!

  • Stan Knows

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    Remember Bo Jackson? The "Bo Knows" campaign that Nike ran for years was a classic. A common sense extension of that thought was "Stan Knows"... right? This shirt was custom made by my friends at Nike and had "AnnuityMan" and the number 1 on the back. Why?......... because I'm #1, and so are you! This shirt still stops traffic when I wear it when I travel through airports! Stan Knows Annuities! That’s a fact.

  • AnnuityMan Basketball

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    Because my parents were both college coaches, and I put myself through college shooting 3 pointers and free throws, the AnnuityMan basketball shirt was a logical direction back in the early days of my company. Nike custom made this shirt for me with a basketball logo on the front and "AnnuityMan" and the number 1 on the back. Swish. Nothing but net.

  • AnnuityMan Classic Block

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    K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple Stan! This custom made Nike shirt was before Stan The Annuity Man even had a logo….so the message was simple and clear. By the way, my “Will Do. Not might do” message is still simple and clear! I still love this minimalist design, and every time I wear these shirts it makes me reminisce to the early days of my company. How things have changed!